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i need the insight of the tf2 smut expert (complimentary) on this one... which of the mercs prefers tits and which one prefers ass?
First off- I am honored to be considered the tf2 smut expert. Now- on to the ultimate question.
🍑 or 🍒?
🔞MINORS DNI🔞
The Masterlist
👟 Scout 👟
Oooooh I had to ponder this one for a long while. Now, I personally headcanon Scout as bi (like me), so I finally decided he likes both, but specifically tits for women and ass for men. If you’re non-binary it’s a coin toss. As in he’ll probably literally flip a damn coin.
🦅 Soldier 🦅
My reasoning here literally had me looking up muscle groups in the human body. Soldier strikes me as a man attracted to strength. Literally look at Zhanna. She definitely pegs him and he’s not ashamed of it. As such, I think he’s an ass man- largest muscle in the body, y’know? Yeah. My high school biology teacher would be proud to see what I’m doing with that hard earned education.
🔥 Pyro 🔥
Pyro likes any squishable soft part of your body- tits, ass, belly, it’s all fair game, but if they had to choose, they would go with tits. They’re the easiest to squeeze if they hug you from behind, they like the way they feel when you’re cuddling and they’re pressed up against them, big or small, breasts are just perfect! Plus, if you have an especially sensitive chest, Pyro will definitely take full advantage of that during foreplay
💥 Demo 💥
For Demo, it comes down to what’s easiest to grab in the moment- and that tends to be your ass. It’s easy to give it a quick squeeze in the corner of a bar or even in passing on the battlefield, just to tease you a bit- tits aren’t nearly as subtle. So yeah, it’s ass all the way for this one.
🥊 Heavy 🥊
I struggled with this for a long while but I finally settled on tits. Heavy is much bigger than most of his lovers, and so he prefers for them to ride on top so that they can take him at their own pace. This position makes it pretty easy for him to caress your chest or simply watch the way your tits bounce as you ride him. It’s a view he can’t get enough of!
🔧 Engie 🔧
Ass. I had to consult a fellow smut expert on this one cause I was stuck, and they’re reasoning basically boils down to a particular smutty scenario where Engie bends you over his desk and goes to town- hence resulting in the ass preference. I also personal feel like he wouldn’t be shy about spanking either.
🏥 Medic 🏥
Assl Tits. THIGHS. I will perish on this hill, Medic is a thigh appreciator above all else. Mans will go down on you for hours just to be cushioned between a pair of thighs. He’ll leave bite marks on the soft flesh. A pair of thigh high stockings will fucking slay him, as illustrated in this fic by lil ol me.
��� Sniper 🦘
Ass for sure. This might have something to do with the “wild man” energy Sniper gives off. Something about him just screams feral, and that includes taking you ass up and face down whenever the mood arises.
🌹 Spy 🌹
Tits, especially if they’re accentuated with some fancy lingerie. Spy will gladly worship your chest if you want him to. He’ll even buy you outfits that show off your curves with plunging necklines just for him to admire you in. Kinda like a sugar daddy
So yeah, those are my hot takes on what each merc prefers. You want a source? My source is that I made it the fuck up
Jk, this is all in good fun, and I’d love to see y’all’s opinions as well! These are the discussions we should be having, people!
#tf2 x reader#fanfic#fanfiction#merc x reader#minors dni#smut#tf2 smut#team fortress 2#cross posted on ao3#tf2#tf2 headcanons#merc headcanons#tf2 scout#tf2 heavy#pyro tf2#medic tf2#engineer tf2#spy tf2#tf2 demoman#tf2 engineer#tf2 spy#tf2 medic#rotten asks
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HAVE FRIENDSHIP BRACELET BC U R MUTUAL WEEEE
AHHHHHH JRJFJSJFJSJDJFJE E I LOVENTITT. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WJJAJDND AAHHHHHHHH
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HAII I LOV UR ART SM UR LIL CRITTER POLTERGEIST IS SO CUTEbbbbb!!!! can i ask for 12 and 13 :3
THANK YOU THANK YOU OMG I LOVE UR ART SM AND UR SWEET LITTLE CLOWN SM !!!
12. What's the funniest or craziest AU idea you've ever come up with?
My fiance and I regularly make up heehee funny AU's that's like... "Cats, but they're the characters from the X-files." or "Cats, but they're warrior cats." Those are just conversation topics mostly though. In terms of AU's I've developed... I think my medieval royalty AU still has sauce. In that AU, Victoria abandons her responsibilities as a marchioness to run away with the stable boy (Plato), and every time I think about that I give myself the giggles.
13. What's a character or ship you haven't written/drawn yet but would like to some day?
I've drawn them, but I haven't written a Mistopat fic yet, but I REALLY WANT TO.
In terms of art though, I've never drawn any Demestrap which I think is a crime... And I really want to draw some proper Platoria too... Tanteazer intrigues me too... Maybe Cassandra and Tantomile too?? Ooh, I don't know... I want to draw a lot of ships... ^^;
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Chewing on a headcanon that Wade let Cable walk away... and he wasn't going to make the same mistake with Logan
#welcome to another installment of “Water tries to find in-universe logic for Josh Brolin not being in the birthday party scene”#it's rotten work#they're all three such cagey people that if no one is brave enough to make the first move they just... won't#(do not perceive me)#maybe Nathan would have stayed if Wade had been brave enough to ask. Wade won't ever know#cablepool#poolverine#deadclaws#peanutbub#(I find myself oddly charmed by that last one)#deadpool & wolverine#deadpool wolverine#deadpool spoilers#deadpool 3#deadpool#wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#image description in alt#water logs#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 2
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ur an idiot
Erm....... What the scallop?!
#hatemail#rotten asks#if this is for that girl/boy dinner post you are literally 5 years old go take a leap fr
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why do you draw Mr.House kinda… 😳
The amount of hours I've spent thinking about this fool is genuinely bananas
#fallout#fnv#fallout new vegas#mr. house#robert house#mr. house fallout#my art#asks#THANK YOU SM FOR THE ASK <3#I'm so glad you think he's a cutie... I do too#he's so rotten I can't help but adore him#little monster... mwah
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In the VERY hypothetical situation where dev is taken to fairy world would his hair change from orange to purple?
Very likely it'd be as green as Peri's father, Cosmo!!! Something something dominate traits...
The Pixies would love him no matter the color of hair he has. Although knowing Dev, he'd just dye it black or blue to match the rest of them.
Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]
grumpy child with purple hair.
#fairly oddparents#fop#fop a new wish#fop dev dimmadome#fop peri#dev dimmadome#peri#asks#snsp6#the only means for dev to be a fairy is through these hypotheticals#as much as people want him to become a fairy. its just not logical or plausible at this point in time.#but hey! he's uorple now!!!#clownjacket mentioned it in the prev post before but they were right#the pixies would spoil dev rotten#their love is a different kinda fucked up love than the fairies. but it'd be just enough for dev#itty bitties fop au
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i will always come back because i'm a slut for keir.
"How the hell are you saying that with a straight face?"
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can you draw Mina as a rich auntie with bakugou and Midoriya please
I hope this is what you mean because it’s genius
#Izuku loves that kirishima and Mina are always happy to take their girl for the evening#Bakugou HATES it#she always comes home hyped up on sugar with like 7 new toys she doesn’t need#Mina spoils her rotten and thinks she’s the cutest thing#my art#ask#mina ashido#bakugou katsuki#izuku midoriya#bkdk
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I think I haven’t drawn them in decades
Me irl
#my art#lazytown#sportacus#robbie rotten#sportarobbie#“why are they genshin impacted#one may ask idk I was huffing chemicals the entire time I worked on this
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Could I request medic, engineer, sniper, and soldier headcanons for fucking in public?
Public Sex Headcanons (Soldier, Engineer, Medic, Sniper)
🔞Minors DNI🔞
The Masterlist
🦅 Soldier 🦅
This guy literally fought naked alongside Zhanna (who was also naked) in the comics, so it’s safe to assume he’s not shy about this kind of thing
I feel like he could carry on a whole ass conversation with a third party mid-fuck
It would probably be something really mundane too, like discussing the weather or what’s for dinner that particular night
He would definitely consider it a power move, a way of letting everyone know that you’re his.
Soldier likes showing you off, and this is the perfect way to do it.
That said, I think he is still quite protective
If anyone happens to stare at your little display for too long, he’ll be quick to chew them out for ogling his S/O
🔧 Engineer 🔧
Out of these four, I feel like Engineer would take the most convincing
You’ll definitely have to work him up to it, starting with low risk things first
For example, you may just be able to convince him to fuck you up against an open window above a somewhat busy street for anyone to look up and see
Not exactly “public” yet, but getting there.
Next would be some outdoor sex, still secluded, but adding a bit more of a risk factor than the window scenario.
Basically, you would be the one taking the lead here, but once you get going, he’ll come around.
Ultimately making you feel good makes him feel good
🏥 Medic 🏥
Medic would be fond of public sex, but I don’t think he would initiate it
Instead, he would try to tease you into getting things started.
He’ll try to get you to break for him, tempting you all day, getting you worked up until you jump him at the first opportunity, usually somewhere other than the bedroom
Usually it would be the infirmary
And of course, Medic would just so happen to “forget” to lock door
If you two were to get walked in on, he probably wouldn’t even pause, simply demanding that the intruder leave while chuckling at the sight of your reddening face
Similarly to Soldier, he wants people to know that you’re his, and public sex is a pretty effective way to do that
🦘 Sniper 🦘
Sniper’s a big fan of risky situations (risk of getting caught, that is)
He’ll be willing to finger you in an abandoned hallway or in the dark corners of a crowded bar, whispering for you to keep quiet lest you alert anyone
He can be mean too, paying special attention to spots that he knows would usually get a very vocal reaction out of you
Watching you squirm and struggle to keep quiet would get him hard real quick, but he’s much better at hiding his arousal.
That said, eventually he will get impatient and drag you off to the nearest semi-secluded area to fuck you senseless
He hasn’t been able to convince you to do this yet but one of his biggest fantasies is to have you bouncing on his cock during battle while hidden away in his sniper nest.
#tf2 x reader#merc x reader#minors dni#smut#tf2 smut#team fortress 2#fanfic#fanfiction#tf2#soldier x reader#engineer x reader#medic x reader#sniper x reader#headcanon#rotten asks
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what should I do if @tallulah-soottt keeps trying to tickle me
- @genlossobsessed (send help)
WHATS GOING ONB???
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1. OTP?
I'm a Tuggstoffolees shipper til I die, unfortunately. Runner up ships are Mistopat and Victeazer, though!
2. OT3?
I guess I would say Demebombastrap or Demelonzostrap!
3. NOTP?
Mistoria is a big no for me... I'm also a Tuggerlurina hater... Sorry crowd. I love you if you love those ships, though. ^^
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I dreamed that I could talk
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Keir is such a wet cat but he's my wet cat (I'm still not over the kiss at the lake gskshs)
What if we kissed right after you admitted you could have saved my life but chose not to because of your moral compass and then declared your feelings out of the blues ? ( don't be weirded out the scene is actually very romantic no joke- )
Anyway i love this scene a normal amount-
#djgdskxksido#i have repeated it in 5 post already#but i am unwell about this scene#ask answer#dreamty’s ramble#doodle#my art#keir#obscura keir#obscura fanart#obscura vn#obscura vesper#rotten raccoons#corvus
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Thinking about punk herstory again...
#vivenne westwood#johnny rotten#the damned#new york dolls#malcolm mclaren#adam ant#this is a niche meme for my fellow punk historians#I've just been obsessed with punk history recently because ive been reading a book about goth history#and ive seen a few original punks#and just been consuming a lot of old punk and goth#Malcolm McLaren fascinates me because hes such a prick i cant believe hes fucked over so many bands#hes like grunkle stan if he was a punk manager#for context#johnny rotten hates him because he mismanaged them and wouldnt pay them and started piL in retaliation#adam ant asked him to make him a really big pop star and after a few months kicked adam out of his own band 😭#got the new York dolls to preform in a comminist get up which casused so much controversy they disbanded#and got everyone to turn against the damned and poser shamed them because he was pissed that they made a record before sex pistols#im sure u all know about how he and vivenne Westwood ran their punk clothing line Sex and managed and dressed all their bands#then they went rockabilly (every punk has a rockabilly era)#then it was sex#and after punk they liked pirates and rebranded to Worlds end and basically made new romantic fashion
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