#rotten asks

[meiliarotten]

i need the insight of the tf2 smut expert (complimentary) on this one... which of the mercs prefers tits and which one prefers ass?

First off- I am honored to be considered the tf2 smut expert. Now- on to the ultimate question.

🍑 or 🍒?

🔞MINORS DNI🔞

The Masterlist

👟 Scout 👟

Oooooh I had to ponder this one for a long while. Now, I personally headcanon Scout as bi (like me), so I finally decided he likes both, but specifically tits for women and ass for men. If you’re non-binary it’s a coin toss. As in he’ll probably literally flip a damn coin.

🦅 Soldier 🦅

My reasoning here literally had me looking up muscle groups in the human body. Soldier strikes me as a man attracted to strength. Literally look at Zhanna. She definitely pegs him and he’s not ashamed of it. As such, I think he’s an ass man- largest muscle in the body, y’know? Yeah. My high school biology teacher would be proud to see what I’m doing with that hard earned education.

🔥 Pyro 🔥

Pyro likes any squishable soft part of your body- tits, ass, belly, it’s all fair game, but if they had to choose, they would go with tits. They’re the easiest to squeeze if they hug you from behind, they like the way they feel when you’re cuddling and they’re pressed up against them, big or small, breasts are just perfect! Plus, if you have an especially sensitive chest, Pyro will definitely take full advantage of that during foreplay

💥 Demo 💥

For Demo, it comes down to what’s easiest to grab in the moment- and that tends to be your ass. It’s easy to give it a quick squeeze in the corner of a bar or even in passing on the battlefield, just to tease you a bit- tits aren’t nearly as subtle. So yeah, it’s ass all the way for this one.

🥊 Heavy 🥊

I struggled with this for a long while but I finally settled on tits. Heavy is much bigger than most of his lovers, and so he prefers for them to ride on top so that they can take him at their own pace. This position makes it pretty easy for him to caress your chest or simply watch the way your tits bounce as you ride him. It’s a view he can’t get enough of!

🔧 Engie 🔧

Ass. I had to consult a fellow smut expert on this one cause I was stuck, and they’re reasoning basically boils down to a particular smutty scenario where Engie bends you over his desk and goes to town- hence resulting in the ass preference. I also personal feel like he wouldn’t be shy about spanking either.

🏥 Medic 🏥

Assl Tits. THIGHS. I will perish on this hill, Medic is a thigh appreciator above all else. Mans will go down on you for hours just to be cushioned between a pair of thighs. He’ll leave bite marks on the soft flesh. A pair of thigh high stockings will fucking slay him, as illustrated in this fic by lil ol me.

��� Sniper 🦘

Ass for sure. This might have something to do with the “wild man” energy Sniper gives off. Something about him just screams feral, and that includes taking you ass up and face down whenever the mood arises.

🌹 Spy 🌹

Tits, especially if they’re accentuated with some fancy lingerie. Spy will gladly worship your chest if you want him to. He’ll even buy you outfits that show off your curves with plunging necklines just for him to admire you in. Kinda like a sugar daddy

So yeah, those are my hot takes on what each merc prefers. You want a source? My source is that I made it the fuck up

Jk, this is all in good fun, and I’d love to see y’all’s opinions as well! These are the discussions we should be having, people!

[likedrotten]

HAII I LOV UR ART SM UR LIL CRITTER POLTERGEIST IS SO CUTEbbbbb!!!! can i ask for 12 and 13 :3

THANK YOU THANK YOU OMG I LOVE UR ART SM AND UR SWEET LITTLE CLOWN SM !!!

12. What's the funniest or craziest AU idea you've ever come up with?

My fiance and I regularly make up heehee funny AU's that's like... "Cats, but they're the characters from the X-files." or "Cats, but they're warrior cats." Those are just conversation topics mostly though. In terms of AU's I've developed... I think my medieval royalty AU still has sauce. In that AU, Victoria abandons her responsibilities as a marchioness to run away with the stable boy (Plato), and every time I think about that I give myself the giggles.

13. What's a character or ship you haven't written/drawn yet but would like to some day?

I've drawn them, but I haven't written a Mistopat fic yet, but I REALLY WANT TO.

In terms of art though, I've never drawn any Demestrap which I think is a crime... And I really want to draw some proper Platoria too... Tanteazer intrigues me too... Maybe Cassandra and Tantomile too?? Ooh, I don't know... I want to draw a lot of ships... ^^;

[waterme-stories]

Chewing on a headcanon that Wade let Cable walk away... and he wasn't going to make the same mistake with Logan

[rottenbellows]

ur an idiot

Erm....... What the scallop?!

[cubbihue]

In the VERY hypothetical situation where dev is taken to fairy world would his hair change from orange to purple?

Very likely it'd be as green as Peri's father, Cosmo!!! Something something dominate traits...

The Pixies would love him no matter the color of hair he has. Although knowing Dev, he'd just dye it black or blue to match the rest of them.

Bitties Series: [Start] > [Previous] > [Next]

grumpy child with purple hair.

[rottenraccoons]

i will always come back because i'm a slut for keir.

"How the hell are you saying that with a straight face?"

[noodles-and-tea]

can you draw Mina as a rich auntie with bakugou and Midoriya please

I hope this is what you mean because it’s genius

[bugmeeku]

I think I haven’t drawn them in decades

Me irl

[carlyraejepsans]

You’ve really made me notice how much female characters get screwed over by fandoms. Even in fandoms with an all female cast most depictions are horribly mischaracterized or have a random guy show up. Everyone always says we need more well written female characters (which tbf is true) but we’re also ignoring the ones we have which are buried under fandom tampering.

TDLR: thank you Bisica for improving my media literacy

take my hand. we can love women in fiction. together.

[meiliarotten]

Any thoughts on sniper and petplay?

Oooooh I have a few!

Sniper Pet Play Headcanons

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The Masterlist

Firstly what kind of pet are we talking- for simplicity let’s go with the typical pet play go-tos- cat or dog.

Sniper strikes me as more of a dog type

Now Sniper is a pretty dominant type I think, and the closest he’s ever come to pet play is when he’s being feral with you- and even that is more wolf-like.

So turning him into an obedient little puppy may take a bit of taming and patience

Keep at it though, and he’ll be the most loyal and well behaved pet you could wish for.

However, if you’re being the pet, he’ll have you trained up real quick!

He’d be fine with either cat or puppy play, so it’s totally up to your preference; what would you prefer to be?

He’d be the type to forbid you from speaking when your playing the part, since “pets can’t talk,” making you resort to whining or mewling in order to tell him what you want

He would also enjoy the non-sexual aspects of pet play as well, such as simply petting you, keeping you knelt at his feet, etc.

And of course, you have a cute little collar that you wear around in the privacy of his camper.

[likedrotten]

1 2 3

1. OTP?

I'm a Tuggstoffolees shipper til I die, unfortunately. Runner up ships are Mistopat and Victeazer, though!

2. OT3?

I guess I would say Demebombastrap or Demelonzostrap!

3. NOTP?

Mistoria is a big no for me... I'm also a Tuggerlurina hater... Sorry crowd. I love you if you love those ships, though. ^^

[cat-attack1701]

Day 15: Guidebook

[askvaniila]

I dreamed that I could talk

[dreamtydraw]

Keir is such a wet cat but he's my wet cat (I'm still not over the kiss at the lake gskshs)

What if we kissed right after you admitted you could have saved my life but chose not to because of your moral compass and then declared your feelings out of the blues ? ( don't be weirded out the scene is actually very romantic no joke- )

Anyway i love this scene a normal amount-

[rottenraccoons]

"[...] It's considered a rather forward gesture down here"

Oh my god Keir was telling the truth, he was *not* being subtle 😂

(In reference to this post.)

Listen, cross-cultural flirting can be really hard sometimes. Keir's out there playing the underground version of, "so, what are you wearing?" and Vesper is just going "yeah sure that seems like a normal conversation topic for roomies".

[franken-shits]

Thinking about punk herstory again...